UPDATED: 3:31pm to fix embarrassing mascot mistake.
So in case you aren't aware of these things, 4-star class of 2013 DT Keith Bryant is the biggest troll since Steve Jobs. After committing to the University of Miami football team awhile back and then subsequently de-committing, Bryant then proceeded to lure, hook, reel-in, and then eat for brunch Hurricanes fans with his teasing tweets and contradicting stories to different reporters. It was reported a few days ago that Bryant was down to FSU and some SEC school and that Miami was out of the picture; however, now it has been tweeted by this guy that Bryant will receive an in-home visit by UM coach Al Golden. Also, Bryant's twitter home page describes him as a "cane commit" and he tweeted at ~12:30 "Bruh you know it's a cane thing". Most Canes football fans have learned to stop worrying about Bryant's antics by now, yet no doubt many will read too much into this high school senior's latest social media debauchery. It's time that we all recognize Bryant as the needy, attention-seeking little girl that he is.
Speaking of needy, attention-seeking girls, the internet remembered today that it hates Duke and learned that it has a slight appreciation now for the University of Miami. The Deadspin article regarding this is here and I highly recommend that you read it. Basically, a Duke graduate and Miami grad student goes to Miami-Duke game in all Blue Devil gear, sits in the student section with her other disrespectful "friends", gets deservedly heckled by a group of excellent, university-representing Lambda Chi Fraternity brothers, has a sad, and then whines about it in an article published by Duke's deplorable student newspaper. Among other things, this chick goes on about how a private University violated her 1st Amendment rights. I'm not even going to point out here that she's wrong, so let's take pride in this people! Oh, and Deadspin referred to our student section as "Miami bros." This letter is pretentious, unsupported, assuming, and absolutely hilarious, and I suggest you read it for the good laugh. Basically what's to be learned here is that the LC guys deserve some epic reward and should be commended for their great work as Hurricanes sports fans. Keep on hitting with those noodles, boys.
Oh, and if you missed the Duke game by some horrible chance, here is an excellent summation of it. Seriously, click on this.
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