Thursday, March 28, 2013

Hurricanes Magical Season Ends In D.C.

Well, that's all she wrote folks.

In about the most embarrassing and pathetic way to end a season, the Miami Hurricanes basketball team lost to Marquette in the Sweet 16, [enter score here]. It has been a historic, wonderful season for the Canes, most of which I outlined in a 3,000+ word monster ode to the best basketball season in school history. Yet it all came crashing down prematurely, as the Canes were upset in a game in which they failed to become the best tournament team in school history.

As hard as this loss feels, the season the Canes have had is still something to be celebrated about for a long time to come. I will tell my kids about beating Duke by 27 at home and rushing the court and being ranked #2 in the country at one point in the season. I will never forget the season Shane Larkin had, in which he became a second-team All-American to lead the Canes to a double ACC championship. I will never forget Reggie Johnson or Julian Gamble's photo bombs or Trey McKinney-Jones' dagger threes. I will never forget Kenny Kadji scoring from all over the court or Durand Scott's jaw-dropping drives to the basket. I will never forget any of it.

But hot damn was this one hard. Everything that made this season so special came crashing down in the same place that Coach Larranaga went to the Final Four with a team called George Mason or something. The Canes shot about -17% from the floor, couldn't rebound, and couldn't make the loss the least bit respectable. I actually type this with 15 minutes left to go in the game. If we end up losing by like 5, it's embarrassing that a team let up on us in the Sweet 16.

If you want to feel better about yourself read my article about the team's regular season. It will make you happy, trust me. I don't condone drinking this one out, but hey, who am I to tell you what to do?

Even with this loss your Hurricanes team won two games in the NCAA tournament for the first time in about 13 years and only the second time in the history of the program. We all witnessed history this year, folks. And it's about damn time to celebrate.





Also, if y'all still need something to make you feel better, here is Donna Shalala in a hat that says "swag". You're welcome. 




Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Miami Heat Win Streak Ends At 27 In Chicago


After 51 days and 27 straight wins of kick-assery, the Miami Heat have finally lost a basketball game.

The incredibly annoying and pesky Chicago Bulls, led by their penguin leader Tom Thiba-something, finally did something that led to the scoring of more points than the NBA champion Heat, who now hold the second-longest streak in NBA history, eclipsed only by the legendary 1970-71 Los Angeles Lakers' 33 game wins in a row.

The Heat's run has been incredible, consisting of huge comebacks (including one from down 27 points against Cleveland), huge blowouts, and general Lebron James cyborg-dominant basketball. And we all know that no streak deserves to be in the same world of importance as a championship, so there's no disappointment to be felt in this loss, even as it was against a Derrick Rose-less, Joakim Noah-less Bulls team. It's never fun losing to the Penguin and his minions but hey, the Heat still hold the NBA's best record and are heavy, heavy favorites to win the championship for the second year in a row.

Fact of the matter is, Lebron James and Co. ain't care. So it's on to the next one for the quest for a 'ship. Carry on, folks.


The Miami Dolphins' New Logo Leaked



Just two days after Dolphins CEO Mike Dee announced that on April 25th the Miami Dolphins' new logo and uniforms would be unveiled, a NFL.com mishap leaked the logo today, although Dee blamed it on Nike.

The new logo, for the first time, features a Dolphin whose tail is pointed upwards jumping through the sunburst rather than down, as it happened in the previous logo. This is the fourth time the logo has been changed, the first since 1997. While the old logo changes featured a progressively more mean-looking Dolphin and increasingly bolder colors, the new Dolphins brass felt it necessary to make the Dolphin less mean and go back to more of the original aqua and orange. 

I personally disliked the last logo, so I can't find too much room to complain; however, I will anyway. While I like the new color scheme and, well, never mind, that's about it. The fact that the new Dolphin looks alarmingly like a Nike swoosh and no longer wears an "M" helmet frankly pisses me off. What makes Steve Ross and his band of clowns think that they can emasculate my Dolphin? Huh? The only thing that fits here is that the Dolphin no longer looks like a cartoon that would appear on Nickelodeon. 

This is apparently the sleeve of the new jerseys. This is DE Jared Odrick sporting Dolphins gear with the new logo. And this is Dan Marino approving of the new look:  

At least there's that.

In other Fins news, the team signed former Chicago Bears guard Lance Louis, apparently to be, or at least compete for, the new RG. This guy just came off of knee surgery.

God I hate this team. Now back to the Heat game.

Monday, March 18, 2013

Heat Extend Win Streak to 23 With Win Over Annoying Celtics


This article won't be long because the Boston Celtics aren't worth it. Basically, the Miami Heat, now winners of 23 straight, were down 17 in the first half, 10 with nine minutes left in the game, and still cock-punched the Celtics 105-103 after Lebron James' game-winning dagger with 10 seconds remaining.

Jeff Green did that thing where he only plays well once a year, dropping 43 points on a lazy Miami defense, but it proved to not be enough, as Lebron did that thing where he plays like the best player in the world EVERY DAMN TIME HE PICKS UP A BASKETALL, dropping 37 points, 7 rebounds, and 12 assists. He also did this. Instead of reading this article, I would just watch this 8 billion times tonight.  




The 23 game win streak is now the second best in NBA history, behind the Lakers' 33 game win streak a hundred years ago. The next time the Heat face an opponent not completely useless at basketball is against the Spurs awhile from now, so expect this streak to continue barring any cases of Heat complacency-ness. 

RIP Jason Terry 3.18.2013

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Dolphins Open Free Agency With A Splash



Dolphins GM Jeff Ireland just did that thing where he tried to cover up mistakes from the past.

This time he actually spent money to do it.

The Dolphins opened up the beginning of the NFL Free Agency period yesterday with a big fat spending bang, signing Steelers star WR Mike Wallace to a whopping reported 5 year, $60 million deal. But Ireland and Phins owner Steve Ross, who apparently let their wives take over for the day rather than their frugal, acorn-loving selves, weren't done, signing blossoming star LB Dannell Ellerbe (a pain in the backside to spell) away from the Super Bowl Champions Baltimore Ravens and 100+ tackle season OLB Philip Wheeler from Oakland.

Of course, this means that Miami spent about 50 bagajillion dollars yesterday, slightly above their reported cap space. So cuts had to be made. Ireland showed no remorse, texting "best linebacker in the league" MLB Karlos Dansby that he was no longer required to be overrated for the Dolphins and also releasing steady but old and slow contributer Kevin Burnett. With these two unexpected LB swaps, the Dolphins got younger, more promising, and more cap room. Sounds like a great move...WAT?

Here's what I say on Wallace--the dude can flat out ball and has averaged EIGHT touchdowns a season over his career. The Dolphins AS A GROUP scored three in 2012. So, yeah. Of course, 65 million and 30 in guaranteed dollars is quite a bit for a sometimes-disgruntled WR, but how can we harp on Ireland for making a risk, realizing his mistakes (the Wallace-Ellerbe signings mirror the 2008 Marshall-Dansby mistakes from Free Agency) and making a statement with these young, in-their-prime, and talented players? Answer: you can't.

We should all be weary of these pick-ups. Nothing is as good as advertised with the Miami Dolphins. We know this. In fact, we will probably draft a fat guy with our 12th overall pick come April. HOWEVER. The Dolphins still have $20 million in cap room with room to create by cutting or restructuring contracts. The team still has glaring holes, particularly at tackle, cornerback, safety, and tight end. But luckily for us, there are particularly talented free agents at each of those positions this year! Plus, the draft (which we shouldn't hang our hats on honestly...).

So look for more big Jeffy Jeffy Jeff Ireland dancing moves in FA this spring. This ain't over bihh.


Sunday, March 10, 2013

Making History: The Miami Hurricanes ACC Champion Basketball Team


The funny thing about Miami sports fans is that they very much live in the present. I suppose this is somewhat like any other sports fan, yet there’s something very peculiar about the expectations Miamians put on their sports teams, how angry they are when they don’t reach those expectations, and how much they act like they are the biggest supporters and fans of a certain team when that team does something special for a change. 

The University of Miami men’s basketball team is not immune from such treatment. Miami’s favorite catchphrase, “Miami’s back,” and the possible truth of it examples this idea of expectations and the live-or-die attitude of Miamians when it is attributed to the University’s much-maligned football team, which hasn’t been a source of much pride for the city since unfairly (yes, unfairly) losing the 2003 Fiesta Bowl National Championship to the Ohio State University Buckeyes. But contrary to its round-ball brethren, the Hurricanes football team at least has its history to refer to when lamenting about its current state of mediocrity (to be generous, at times). The story remains the same for football in this town as a whole.

Miami has always been a football town (at least when it’s not a baseball town). The Hurricanes have won five national championships and dominated the college football scene for about two decades in the ‘80s, ‘90s, and early ‘00s. They are home to five of the highest team trophies and two of the highest player trophies (the Heisman, earned by Vinny Testaverde and Gino Torretta), perpetrators of future rules violations, a city unifier, and the inventors of Swag. A documentary about their rise to prominence, The U, directed by Miami’s own Billy Corben, is the most viewed ESPN 30 for 30 of all time and considered by most the best. The Miami Dolphins, similar to the Canes in their current state of dismay, also have a storied history; being the home of the greatest football coach of all time, Don Shula, having the NFL’s only undefeated season in 1972, and having enjoyed the time given to it by Dan “God’s Right Arm” Marino. The Orange Bowl was practically a national monument before its demolishing in 2008 to make room the bane-of-Miami Marlins Park.

But there have been rumblings around Dade (and Broward) County this year that there could be a shift in sports dominance from America’s Sport to basketball, which merely has very recent beginnings in the 305. The University of Miami’s team rejoined Division I basketball in 1985; the city was award the Heat as a new NBA franchise in 1988. History? Not so much, especially when compared to Indian’s basketball history, or Kentucky’s or Kansas’, or North Carolina’s. Yet 2012 saw a shift in power; in fact, Miami has been waiting for this for quite some time, or at least since 2003 or so, when its Canes and Dolphins began to fall into laughingstocks of their respective leagues, maligned by their expectations and inability to live up to them.

In June 2012 the Miami Heat, led by Lebron James, Dwyane Wade, and Chris Bosh, won the NBA championship and gave the first glimpse of sustaining basketball success this city has ever seen (one could argue that the 2003 NBA draft marked the beginning of a dynasty when the franchise drafted Wade; however, no somewhat-knowledgeable basketball fan saw any hope of lasting success when the team rented signed Shaquille O’Neil to win its first championship in 2006). Some said it was then that Miami became a “basketball town.” But not many saw what was coming with the team just a bit southwest on US 1 called the Miami Hurricanes.


The Beginnings

The Miami Hurricanes signed Coach Jim Larranaga in 2011 after the resignation/firing of Coach Frank Haith, who was under the pressure of the NCAA as a part of the Nevin Shapiro scandal and quickly bolted to the University of Missouri. Haith, to the confusion and amazement of Hurricanes fans, found quick success at Mizzou with his team led by point guard Phil Pressey. Meanwhile Larranaga inherited Haith’s collection of misfits (5th year senior and bench fodder Julian Gamble, talented but inconsistent transfer Kenny Kadji, erratic shooters Malcolm Grant, Trey McKinney-Jones, and Rion Brown, spaz-attack-waiting-to-happen Durand Scott, and fan-favorite and perpetually overweight Reggie Johnson) and his first recruit—the extremely talented and tiny son of Baseball Hall of Famer Barry Larkin: Shane Larkin.

Larranaga, the former coach of Final Four Cinderella George Mason, who made its unbelievable run in 2006, was welcomed to Miami with the weariness of many a Canes supporter. On the one hand, this was a coach of a mid-major who had seen great tournament success, something the Hurricanes basketball team had never before accomplished. On the other hand Larranaga was a relative unknown and old, and it was unclear why he would even come down to Miami other than as a quick-stop retirement ploy. It wasn’t until very recently that Canes fans saw Larranaga for what he was—a passionate, dedicated, caring, and winning coach.

Larranaga’s first season ended much like the end of Haith’s career—twenty wins but no birth in the NCAA tournament. The Hurricanes went to the Dance only once under Haith—in 2008 under the stellar play of Canes legends Jack McClinton and Dwayne Collins. That team lost in the second round in a heartbreaker against Texas, and Miami hasn’t seen its team play in the field of 64 since.


2012: A New Season and a Last Chance

Coming into 2012 Larranaga saw many of Haith’s players about to play their last season. Gamble, Kadji, Johnson, Scott, and McKinney-Jones were all seniors. He really only rotated in two more guys—budding superstar Larkin and junior Rion Brown, so this would almost be a last-hurrah of sorts before the official rebuilding process of the program would begin. Some thought the team would actually be good, but most thought Larranaga would have to be given a chance with his own players as Haith’s were unable to create success, much like the treatment football coach Al Golden is currently receiving with his Canes team after taking over for Randy Shannon. Kadji and Johnson were good and Larkin showed promise as a freshman, but there was no reason to believe that McKinney-Jones, Brown, and Scott would take the next step or that Julian Gamble, very average as he was before sitting out the entire 2011-2012 season with an ACL injury. Really, there were very few expectations, even in a town full of them, for the Canes basketball team.

The Canes basketball season kicked off November 2nd in an exhibition against Saint Leo with a loss, 67-69. Most who were talking up the team shut up, but nearly everyone was still focusing on the University’s football team, who just came off a huge win against rivals Virginia Tech on the previous Thursday night, and its chase for its first ACC championship berth. The basketball team beat Stetson, lost against FGCU, and then beat Jacksonville and Detroit by the time football season ended with a win against Duke and a forfeiture of yet another year of postseason play despite drawing a berth in Charlotte. Four days later on the Wednesday after Thanksgiving break, Miami hosted Michigan State at home in the Bank United Center.

In a packed (but not sold-out) house and a pumped up student section looking for some joy after another disappointing year of Canes football, fans witnessed the men’s team completely dominate Tom Izzo’s injury-riddled Spartans from start to finish for a 67-59 win. Unranked, the Hurricanes defeated the #13 team in the nation, which prompted the first of two court stormings that the students would partake in this season. It was momentous, joyous, and one of those oh-yeah-the-Hurricanes-basketball-team-might-be-good-this-year moments.

Since most didn’t pay attention to Canes basketball until November 24th, everyone saw a potential breakout season rising up. Shane Larkin was amazing everybody with his consistent and eye-popping play, Durand Scott seemed to become the consistent leader the team needed him to be, Kenny Kadji was blossoming a burgeoning star, Trey McKinney-Jones turned into a three-point sniper, Julian Gamble was shocking everybody with his smart, efficient play and suffocating defense and Reggie Johnson was, well, Reggie Johnson. People started talking. Things were looking up. Students went home for Christmas happy about their sports team, thinking this could be the turning point of the program. The wins leading up to the team’s Diamond Head Classic tournament in Hawaii got everybody bragging to their UF, Duke, and Kentucky fans about Canes basketball.


Johnson’s Injury and the Beginning of Dominance 

On December 21st, 2012 the news broke that star center Reggie Johnson had injured his thumb during the Friday practice before the Classic had begun and was out indefinitely. It was later reported that Johnson would miss 6-8 weeks, including much of the ACC schedule and in games against UNC, Duke, and Florida State. Miami went on to advance to the semifinals of Diamond Head, handedly losing to Arizona State 69-50 and then in the 3rd place game against Indiana St. in overtime. Miami fans, ever flowing with the wind, went back into sports mourning over their continued ineptitude of their favorite University’s sports teams. 

Many wondered how the Canes would fare without its star. Johnson, while not the best player on the team, was good the longest and remembered fondly for such classic moments such as his 27-point game in a win at Duke last season. While Miami had good depth in the frontcourt, it was hard to picture Miami sustaining any success without its rock. 

And then the UNC game happened. Some call the turning point of the season for the Canes was its bounce-back game against LaSalle which it won 76-59, but the turning point in every fan’s heart was the thrashing in Chapel Hill. Even without Johnson the Canes knocked off on the road a perennial ACC and NCAA powerhouse in the Tar Heels, and morale quickly jumped right back to where it was in late November. Miami then beat Maryland in a decently-excitable BUC environment and Boston College on the road in a thriller before the game that was everybody’s schedule—the most highly anticipated Hurricanes basketball match-up in the University’s history: The Duke Game.


The Duke Game
            
This contest deserves its own section. This Canes victory will forever be embedded in Hurricanes sports (not just basketball) lore and might be considered the turning point in the program’s history in the future. Perennially attendance-challenge Miami saw devoted students camping out the night before the Wednesday night match-up; the game had sold out prior to its start for the only the second time, the first being a 2011 match-up against the Blue Devils. Media coverage was at its probable high for the basketball team. Students who didn't camp were lined up as early as 8am just to grab a seat in the student section. Larranaga and his players handed out donuts and pizza to students throughout the day. Julian Gamble, Trey McKinney-Jones, and Shane Larkin came out of the locker room to shake hands with every person in line, probably around 1,000 students. And then, Gamble muttered something that began an explosion of confusion, excitement, and speculation: “ We've got a surprise for y’all.”
            
There had been rumors that the injured Johnson had been doing well in limited practice in the previous week; a text was even being circulating that the big senior was ready to go and would make his extremely-early return that night against Duke. Once the students piled into the BUC early to the sight of Johnson in warm-ups, it was all but confirmed that the school’s favorite player would be returning for the biggest game in program history.
            
It was later discovered in a taped conversation between Larranaga and ESPN’s Dick Vitale that Johnson had been cleared to play that very morning and that Larranaga was willing to give the big guy significant minutes. Johnson didn't start and had a very limited offensive game, but his energy, stellar defense against Duke’s Mason Plumlee, and momentum swing proved invaluable to the Cane’s win, despite probably not needing any of that at all. The Hurricanes, after a tight start to the match, went on a 25-1 run in the first half and completely punished the Blue Devils until the finish, ending in a 90-63 win and the euphoria of thousands of Miamians everywhere, who probably all shared a collective thought: that Miami basketball is for real, and this isn’t going away any time soon.


ACC Win Streak and Media Obsession
           
The Miami Hurricanes immediately became a nationwide obsession. Articles were written all over the internet and newspapers, pundits were dropping the “Miami is for real” bombs as big as those dropped after eating Thai food, and braketologists everywhere were putting Miami real high on their seedings. After the Duke victory the Canes went on an ACC tear, winning its first 13 games and climbing the rankings all the way to #2 before losing on the road to Wake Forest. Miami has been in the top 10 ever since, and the media has called Miami everything from a national title contender to the best team in the nation. The successes, attention, and rankings have been completely uncharted territory for the program, and most are in disbelief at the seemingly from-out-of-nowhere story this Miami team has been. By the end of the year the Canes had seen five home sellouts, four more than the rest of its history combined.  
            
After The Duke Game and more so each week since, Jim Larranaga has been considered the National Coach of the Year; it’s just a matter of time and an injustice if taken away. It was announced February 7th that Shane Larkin was a finalist for the Bob Cousy Award, given to the best point guard in the country. It was announced March 9th that he was also a finalist for the Wooden Award, given to the best player in the country; Larkin is also considered the favorite for ACC Player of the Year. In a year that keeps on giving, recognition for the 24-6 Canes is reaching new heights with each passing week in the season.


Slump, ACC Regular Season Championship, and Making History
            
The team’s loss to Wake Forest marked the culmination of a team slump that began arguably after it became the first squad to beat UNC and Duke by 25 or more points in the same season. The Canes showed up in a big away in the second matchup against the Blue Devils, this time at famed Cameron Indoor, but was overshadowed by the return of its new rival’s own injured superstar, Ryan Kelly, and his 36 points. Other than that game the Hurricanes ended its season on a slower note than it had been used to all year; the most frightening event happening March 6th in a loss to Georgia Tech at home in what would have clinched the ACC regular season championship.
            
The cold streak has been most visibly seen in the deteriorating play of Reggie Johnson and Rion Brown, the sluggishness of the team’s defense, and the complacency seen in the Canes’ play that could be understood when looking through the lens of a possible long NCAA tournament run. Johnson has not been the same since returning from his thumb injury and has played particularly poorly since the Duke game, turning the ball over more often and shooting terribly from the floor. Brown’s already-average field goal percentage is dropping by the game, and a late turnover on the first tying possession and a missed three on the second have accentuated the important bench-players poor play lately. Overall the team’s defensive intensity, the pride of the squad all season and the main reason for its success, has waned significantly, and Coach L alarmingly admitted after the Tech loss that he thinks his team is tired.
           
Miami only rotates eight players in times of importance with freshman center Tonye Jekiri joining Larkin, Scott, McKinney-Jones, Brown, Kadji, Johnson, and Gamble. The only player who has logged significant minutes, albeit very few, is Ryan Swoope, while Raphael Akpejiori saw some significant minutes earlier in the season. Larkin and Scott particularly play a large amount of minutes with 36 and 34, respectively. It does make sense that it would be unrealistic to ask a team to play to Coach Larranaga’s level of defensive effort for an entire season, especially against lower-tiered ACC teams, but the level of concern has most definitely been raised lately for the Hurricanes, who are dropping in the poles and haven’t played championship-level basketball since the second North Carolina win.
            
But as is the story of the Miami sports fan, none of those feelings or fears could overcome the feeling of joy, happiness, and accomplishment felt when the Hurricanes won their first outright conference championship in the history of the program in its final game against Clemson. Honestly, since that win on March 9th to end the season there has been nothing but pride and contentment for the men’s basketball team. And of course come those things that come with all Miami sports: excitement, hope, and expectations. Every negative feeling that has come from the past two weeks is now gone with an ACC championship, the first one not to go to UNC or Duke since 2003, and ACC and NCAA tournament expectations are high. Miami should roll into March Madness with a three or a two seed and a real chance to go further than any other team in program history has gone, or in other words past the Sweet Sixteen.
            
If there is one way to describe Miami’s season it is this: making history. There have been so many firsts for University of Miami basketball this season that it would take a longer article than this overly-drudging one to list them all. And while many now have less-than-optimistic views on where Miami’s season could go, I have faith that this team’s destiny to make history is not yet over. An Elite Eight? A Final Four? A National Championship appearance? Maybe. But regardless of the final outcome of this season, it is important not to take away the fact that this has been the greatest year in University of Miami basketball history and nothing could possibly ruin that.
           
I doubt anybody called the men’s basketball team winning an ACC championship before the football team. I doubt anybody thought this band of unwanted seniors and a superstar sophomore would have the greatest season in Miami history and at one point be the #2 team in the country. I doubt anybody would have thought that Miami would put out National Coach of the Year, National Player of the Year, or ACC Player of the Year candidates, never mind in the same season. I doubt anybody would have thought that a 63 year old coach who cares more about advanced statistics than anything else would see success with a consistently average-to-bad basketball team that plays for a football school.
            
And I doubt anybody would have guessed that the statement that brought “The U” back to prominence wouldn’t be “Miami is back” but rather “Miami is now a basketball school.”
            
I’m not making any bold statements here. I’m just throwing it out there. But maybe Miami now is, in fact, a basketball town.